An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
All of The Avengers are actually really good singers. In fact, they often go to karaoke bars when they are not busy and their group rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody is amazing and has become they’re most requested song by other patrons.
After Tony upgrades his arm, Bucky practices with it by picking raspberries. A lot of raspberries. Bruce makes cobbler.
|Child:||Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?|
|Me:||*clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL|