Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via thistotorogirl)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom, via orangekiller)

(Source: taliatate, via anglknives)

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

(Source: oddhour, via james-asslow)

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

(Source: pythonprincen, via mkhunterz)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

(Source: surprisebitch, via tipslip)


All of The Avengers are actually really good singers. In fact, they often go to karaoke bars when they are not busy and their group rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody is amazing and has become they’re most requested song by other patrons.

All of The Avengers are actually really good singers. In fact, they often go to karaoke bars when they are not busy and their group rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody is amazing and has become they’re most requested song by other patrons.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)


After Tony upgrades his arm, Bucky practices with it by picking raspberries. A lot of raspberries. Bruce makes cobbler.

After Tony upgrades his arm, Bucky practices with it by picking raspberries. A lot of raspberries. Bruce makes cobbler.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL